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Hey you, mr thirty-something with he stupid look on your face, I can tell you that the incessant dual tone electronic bleeb that is now driving you insane is emanating…

What happened to dressing? I don’t  mean the kind of dressing where you roll out of bed and manage to get a t-shirt over your head. Everybody does that, and…

I can’t stand the summer rush of interns that seem to linger on into the fall months. Since when are you qualified to act like you actually know this city?…

Okay, look. I know that humans thrive on making up ways to keep other humans from living their lives in peace, but the whole gay marriage ‘debate’ needs to stop.…

People have got to stop urinating on my street. And no, I’m not talking about homeless people and I’m not talking about drunk college kids either. I’m talking about normal…

Mixed signals. The worst of the worst is mixed signals. Girls, you know what I’m talking about: when every little thing between you and him seems like a rather big…

Weddings are probably the single most ‘bitchable’ event in our lives. They give every person involved, from planning to reception, paid employee to most honored guest with a perfectly reasonable…